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लालू की नौकरी ...................... लालू ने नौकरी के लिए अपना रिज्युमे अमेरिका के माइक्रोसॉफ्ट ऑफिस में भेजा। कुछ दिन बाद जवाब आया। Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates लालू जवाब पाकर खुशी से उछल पड़े। उन्होंने तुरंत प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस की - लालू- भाईयो और बहनो, आपको जानकर खुशी होगी कि हमको अमेरिका में नौकरी मिल गई है। यह सुनकर सब खुश थे। उन्होंने कहा- अब हम आप सबको अपना अपॉइंटमेंट लेटर पढ़कर सुनाऊंगा, पर लेटर अंग्रेजी में है इसलिए साथ-साथ हिन्दी में ट्रांसलेट भी करूंगा। लालू लेटर पढ़ना शुरू करते हैं : Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad - प्यारे लालू प्रसाद, You do not meet - आप तो मिलते ही नहीं हैं। our requirement - हमको तो जरूरत है। Please do not send any further correspondence - अब लेटर-वेटर भेजने की जरूरत नहीं। No phone call- फोनवा का भी जरूरत नहीं। shall be entertained- बहुत खातिरदारी की जाएगी। Thanks- आपका बहुत धन्यवाद, Bill Gates- तोहार बिलवा

Name: Sandeep Kumar
Date: Sat 31 Mar 2012

Mr.Bean's Latest MOvie- TITANIC SAVED Climax revisd! Both survive! Bean swims Atlantic Ocean! Heroine in 1 hand, Titanic in other!

Name: hardik
Date: Sat 04 Sep 2010

Do u know?
NewZealand mai ek ajeeb o gharib Bacha peda hua hy. Pedaish k wkt uska weight 15kg tha..jo day by day increase hota gya..aur 3 din bad uska weight 180kg ho gya... Incredible n unbeleivable..but its true...do u know k yeh bacha kis ka hy?
Nae pata na
Hathi ka :-

Name: babbu
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2009

Two humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxygen whose quantity isn't specified...
One member descends dramatically suffering mechanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical cranium!
The second member follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements...

Got something?
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No!

Here In simple English...

"Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"

Name: neha
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2009

A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door. A tall lady answerd it.

B4 she cud speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shit on2 da carpet..

Salesman: "Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit !"

Lady:"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup wid dat?"
Salesman: "Y madam?"

Lady:"Cuz therez no electricty in da house."

MORAL: Gather ALL resources b4 working on any project... =P ;->

Name: neha
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2009

A very rich man went to a village with his son to show him HOW POOR PEOPLE can be lived..?

On return
Father asked "WHAT DID U LEARN..?"

Son replied
"We've no cattles but They've 4.."

"We've a swiming pool which is quite big but
They've A LAKE & ITS END CAN'T BE FOUND.."

Our garden has imported lamps but They've A SKY FULL OF STARS

"Our courtyard ends after few yards but they've THE WHOLE WORLD AHEAD 2 PLAY

THANKS DADY FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE

Name: babbu
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2009

Soldier 2 General: Sir a small enemy group is attacking

General: Quick bring me my red shirt

After enemy defeated..

Soldier: sir why the red shirt?

General: In red shirt if i got shot my soldiers would not see my blood so they wont be discouraged

Soldier: sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking

General: Get me my yellow pant..
:-P

Name: satish
Date: Thu 24 Sep 2009

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!

Name: satish
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2009

Mukesh & Anil have been advised to take large doses of Hajmola!!
Why???
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Bcoz Hajmola guarantees to solve al ur GAS problems!! ;-)

Name: satish
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2009

SUNO ALFAZ KAM HAI AOR TAMNAYE HAZAROO HAI
MUBARK HU MERI JANIB SE TUM KO EID KI KHUSHIYAAN

JO BICHDE THE BAHAM GALE MIL RAHE HAI
KADOORAT DILOO SE JUDA HU RAHI HAI

Name: satish
Date: Fri 18 Sep 2009
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