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Give chocolate pudding

First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"

Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"

First soldier: "Whyever not?"

Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

Name: Bichel Smith
Date: Wed 09 Sep 2009

I have good news and bad news

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

Name: Rubi
Date: Wed 09 Sep 2009

lost my memory

Doctor, Doctor Iíve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?

Name: Deepak Khosla
Date: Wed 09 Sep 2009

An invisible man is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

Name: Kushal
Date: Fri 04 Sep 2009
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